Ms. Cook, ever mindful of potential influences, sent my horoscope. Along with it she posits that crocs are related to dragons.
Bob Brezsny, Free Will Astrology
I was born into the Chinese calendar as a Complex-and-Eccentric Dragon (December 24, 1952).
Having chanced upon this splendid specimen in a Michael's, as I completed the unwrapping she announced, "This is you!" (And so it is.)
It adorns my rearview mirror.
