Had to change out the Paw Pad closest to muh penis; hit whar soaked. Leaky li'l devil. Tha's the problem these days.
Ah tooken a couple uh sleep aids since ah dun bin up mostuh the night. Fortunately, Ms. Cook dohn git free 'til round one o'clock....long 'bout the time ah'll be straightenin' muh tie...cuz, you know, "ev'ry gurl crazy 'bout a sharp-drest man."
Ah'm countin' on awl you new Psuedo Instergram readers tuh hit that thar do-nay-shun button in the upper right tuh he'p with awl these 'spences ah've had thiz past week.
Many thanks to those who've given so generously. You know who you are. We're committed to your anonymity to preserve you from the relentless horde of professional beggars.
It's kind of annoying that on the one hand we have to stand in the busy public bathroom peeing for what seems like forever as others come and go around us, but on the other hand we can't get the damn thing to stop dribbling when it’s not supposed to!
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