5.1 miles from Rachel, including the 1.2 miles I came up from the highway. Alien Cowpoke Gas and A'Le'Inn constitute the "town." Though it's not listed on Google Maps, I'm countin' on there being a bordello.
Mt. Baldy, a few miles to the SW, is a tad over 9,000 ft.
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Daz Rachel down der in dee valley. An' dat straight line gwan t'oadz dee mountun be duh highway.
Artificial intelligence is taking over. I prompted ChatGPT with you brief post, asking the AI tool to respond in the form of a poem:
ReplyDeleteThe response:
In a desert vast, where secrets lie,
A town emerges, under twilight sky.
Five-point-one miles from Rachel's embrace,
Where highways meet an extraterrestrial place.
I ventured forth, through barren terrain,
Traversing miles, a dusty domain.
From the highway's grip, I ascended high,
1.2 miles climbed, towards the sky.
Alien Cowpoke Gas, an enigmatic sight,
Fueling my journey, a beacon of light.
A pit stop for travelers, both strange and rare,
Where stories of visitors fill the air.
A'Le'Inn, a refuge amidst the unknown,
A place where outsiders have grown.
Within its walls, secrets may reside,
Whispers of encounters, truth yet to confide.
But amidst this peculiar abode,
A longing for something, a tale untold.
A bordello hidden, in shadows concealed,
Where desires unfold, in secrets revealed.
Though absent from maps, I hope it exists,
A sanctuary of pleasure, where souls persist.
Where passions ignite, in clandestine rendezvous,
A haven for seekers, both meek and the bold, to pursue.
So I wander forth, through alien town,
In search of the bordello, yet to be found.
For in this realm of mysteries untamed,
Perhaps a pleasure den, in disguise, is named.
In Rachel's realm, a hidden allure,
An unconventional town, where hearts endure.
In the desert's embrace, my hopes shall roam,
A bordello awaits, to make this place home.
Wonderful!! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteActually, Rachel was a disappointment. I was out of food & water but hoped to resupply in order to go to nearby Basin & Range Ntl Monument. No such luck.
The "store" was so tiny I didn't bother and *should've* gone on past the motel-restaurant but thot there *might* be a bordello and so, at only 700' past, turned around.
The waitress and I took an immediate dislike to each other when she brusquely asked, "What can I get you?" and I rejoined with, "Food."
Two biker types were hidden - we were at the bar - by the guy next to me and as they left I turned to watch. Both were greasy and heavily tatooed. The 2nd looked like a hyena and if he'd been slavering he'd've been perfect. I left the menu on the bar and followed 'em out to see if I could start a fight but the one climbed on his Harley and drove off while hyena simply disappeared.
I wandered toward another building to see if it might be the house of pleasure and was broadsided with, "May I help you?" from a slovenly female at a nearby picnic table. My standard reply to this clichéd inquiry is "Can you do lobotomies?" She claimed she did 'em for fun so I wandered over and invited her to have a go. She just sat there and watched, for a minute or so, a shirtless youth paint a mural (he lacked talent) then returned to her phone. There was a stringy guy who said the bordello, Martha's Cathouse or some such, was on the highway between Las Vegas & Reno...a long drive that was too far.
After a few more minutes of boredom I thanked them both and left. No food...no water...no cats. The whole thing was a total waste of 30 minutes I could've better spent trimming my toenails.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteYou may find this post
https://newmexnomad.blogspot.com/2021/07/when-moneys-no-object.html?m=1
of interest and its link to Dan Hillis.