Friday, July 12, 2019

Thwarting Senility

I took the cap off then decided against it. The next day, when it occurred to me to check, I wrung my hands and thought about how long it'd take to get another sent from one of the suppliers in Oregon or Texas. I practically fell on my knees when I heard its coquettish titterings; it had lodged amidst the starbo'rdside plumbings. I immediately whupped out muh hyper-tuff remote-control drill motor and applied a leash...dental floss.



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  1. Al ChristensenJuly 20, 2019 at 9:20 PM

    Smart. I will do likewise.

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    1. MFHJuly 21, 2019 at 12:19 PM

      Further evidence of increasing mindlessness: After my 3rd gas cap I performed the above operation. WHY didn't I think to do the oil filler cap then (now over a year ago)?!

      It's HELL gettin' olde. But you sound as if you're coming through it! Is it to early to start celebrating?

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