Bidet, Mate!

Back when there was a run on toilet paper and people were resorting to napkins, paper towels and miscellany, I researched cultures where paper is a luxury, not debased as a butt-wipe. Turns out the rest of the world has been jeering at Ameruhkinz for their luddite ways. Turns out a well-aimed spritz takes care of the job. I installed a Clear Rear.®

After I left it got removed. But as time went on, the idea accrued appeal and today the Luxe® bidet arrived. It has a guard to protect the nozzle from contamination and is hinged to facilitate cleaning. 

Here Michelle imitates the product presentation many may recognize from The Price is Right and Broyhill toasters.

Note Vince Distasio's Little Weasel in the background.

8.Nov.23 - Plumber Installed

Forward knob controls water flow. Rear knob selects nozzle. 

When activated, the nozzles distend below the gate and project water upward. It's handy for washing the wall too. One nozzle has a strong stream for twidget cleaning. The other is a lighter spray for feminine cleaning. They can be combined for maximum effect!