It's Gonna Get Crowded

The other day I heard there were 10,000 boomers hitting the road each month. After a bit of internet research I found a couple of clarifying articles:

The rumor appears to've originated with AARP. The stat is that 10,000 reach age 65 every day...not that they take to the road.
https://arc.aarpinternational.org/countries/united-states

Here's a more in-depth ("glumly") article from the Pew Research Center:
https://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2010/12/20/baby-boomers-approach-65-glumly/

You KNOW they enjoyed hitch-hiking around. Now they can DRIVE around!

HE drives
(some things never change)

She Can't Believe He Gets Off On it

A Blonde

Is there a mens' room nearby? 

(he's gotta pee again!)

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Mansplaining

(she feigning interest)