Pi - Doosch

If you've never seen Germans getting down with their bad selves (skip ahead to around 2:59), you don't know the meaning of serious. 

There are few things that can compete, but PIE is one...

In case your translator didn't work, below is the text that accompanies the video. I'll leave it to you (adults!) to google doosch. 

Höhner: The caravan moves on (1998 / Five Star song) From: Helau and Alaaf! (WDR 2012) The best carnival songs and lively speeches between the Rhine and Weser Compiled by Hanna Dietz and Gisbert Baltes The Höhner are a Cologne music group. Among her best-known songs include the carnival hit "Blootwoosch, Kölsch un e delicious Mädche" and "I'm ene robbers" and the also nationally known "Viva Colonia" ... (Source: Wikipedia) 

The caravan moves on 
the Sultan would have Doosch! 
the caravan moves on, the Sultan would have Doosch! 
The caravan moves Next, the Sultan would have Doosch! 
The caravan moves on, the Sultan would have Doosch! 
But Nathan the Wise, who knew modest - The knew the oasis and was not very far! 
The caravan moves on, the Sultan'd Doosch! 
The caravan moves on, the Sultan would have Doosch! 
The caravan moves on, the Sultan would have Doosch! 
The caravan moves on, the Sultan would have Doosch!