That's a real purty picher. Does it leave yer hars all fluffy an bouncy n such?
Yaayyusss, hit shore nuff dooz!! Ah jus' LLuuuvVVVV the way ah look. Ah'm thinkin' uv tryin' hit in those nether parts tuh see whut hit'll do fo' me down thar.
Mr. Nose immediately begins to bristle: what about HIS glossy locks, huh??
Ah mint Mr. Nose. Whut chyew thinkin' gurl?!!!