There's a command performance Saturday, but the plan, at least as of today, is to head north, and maybe west, on Sunday. In the interim, here's one I dredged from a 2011 backup...
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
A blonde from Cork arrived at the casino.
Stepping up to the table she said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude'. And with that, she stripped from the neck down.
She seemed a little intoxicated (this should clue you that this isn't a real Irish joke) and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll. Then, giving forth in a fine, heathen brogue she yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
The dice had barely stopped when she began jumping up and down squealing, 'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
As she hugged each of the dealers she collected her winnings, her clothes and quickly
Dumbfounded, the dealers stared at each other.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know, I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks;
not all blondes are dumb.
But all men...