I stopped in at the only place open on Sunday (besides Maverick gas station) in Huntington where Clerece had the perfect rejoinder. It contains a bad word, so for those who're sensitive to such, you may want to skip it. For those who have lost their hearing, the transcription is below.
MFH - I can't find a THING!
CD - What're you looking for?
MFH - Food!
CD - We have lots of food. What're you looking for.
MFH - Herring in wine sauce.
CD - SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !!!!
As luck would have it, they had some roast beef they use in their prepared sandwiches. It saved the day...several in fact.